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A CALL TO ARMS 

5/13/2019

The Necessity for Impeachment: Since the Mueller Report was first tendered to William Barr last month, Tea Pain has...

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DISCIPLES OF DEMOCRACY

4/23/2019

Twenty or thirty years ago, Christianity in America was goin’ strong. But over the past couple of decades, folks have fled...

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TO IMPEACH OR NOT IMPEACH

4/19/2019

That is the question that will weigh heavy on the Democrat controlled House for the next few months...

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TEN COMMANDMENTS OF TWEETIN'

5/13/2019

Tea Pain’s been called “Twitter’s premier troll-buster,” and while Tea Pain appreciates the honor, it’s really nothin...

THE TRIBE OF
TRUMP

4/14/2019

There’s a lot of textbook definitions describin’ mindless zombies follerin’ every whim of a charmin’, self-styled...

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I HAVE NO POLITICAL PARTY

4/6/2019

Email sent to the Tea Pain Train: Tea Pain, you are 100% correct. I have no political party here is why. The Democratic Party...

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DECENCY AIN'T A WEAKNESS

4/6/2019

As a Democrat, do you ever feel your desire for decency and respect for the rule of law is a weakness Trump’s GOP...

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HOW WE WIN IN 2020

4/2/2019

Tea Pain will expand on the vision he received in the desert this weekend. We win by stickin' to the bread and butter...

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VISION QUEST 2020

4/1/2019

Tea Pain, like many of you feller patriots, lived in daily anticipation for two years of the next Bob Mueller move and the...

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SDNY SHOWDOWN

3/23/2019

Folks on both sides of the Trump-Russia scandal - Tea Pain included - have been laborin’ under a false premise for some...

MUELLER'S FINAL MOVE

3/22/2019

If the news that Mueller finished his report with no conspiracy indictments left you confused, don’t feel bad. Tea...

WHY TEA LEFT THE TEA PARTY

3/16/2019

It wouldn’t be braggin’ to say that Tea Pain has the two best huntin’ dogs in the county. Tea bred ‘em back when he...

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A PLEA TO
MAGA

3/16/2019

From a former Tea Partier. America stands in the foreshadow of the Mueller Report. Soon, as a nation, we will be...

WHAT'S IN A NAME

3/11/2019

Once upon a time there was this English feller named Willie Shakespeare who was known for writin’ plays. He wrote...

A PORTRAIT OF GUILT

3/12/2019

In two tweets. There was this little French feller named Napoleon who once said, “Never interrupt your enemy...